I’m a bit slow to jump on this particular bandwagon, mainly because the ceiling in my kitchen collapsed thanks to a few misdirected gallons of bath water, but I still managed to spend a good part of yesterday listening to Bowie’s ‘Low’. What, I hear you scream, is a hard-hearted techno cynic doing listening to the back catalogue of a near-superannuated 70s rocker? Well, I have a (well-hidden) sentimental side and I’ve always been a fan of the 60-year-old artiste - and Bowie really is one of the few people in this world whose name warrants the use of an ‘e’ tacked onto that overused term – and, if I had an hour free to spend navelgazing on a psychiatrist’s couch, he or she could argue that three of Bowie’s 70s albums - ‘Hunky Dory’, ‘Heroes’ and the aforementioned ‘Low’ – inadvertently led me to the place that I now occupy.
Released back in 1971, ‘Hunky Dory’ was everything that I loved and still love about pop music. It’s irresistibly catchy without being disposable, it’s full of smart lyrics that appeal on different levels to the innocent and not so innocent, but that don’t prosletyse, intellectualise, or consequently alienate the audience, and the compositions are delivered by a smart, glamourous and most importantly, subversive man who you just knew was going to outdo Marc Bolan as far as nefarious behaviour was concerned (a quick disclaimer here: I’m also a big Bolan fan, but I realise his limitations: he was a pop star in the purest, two-dimensional understanding of that term, whereas Bowie was and sometimes still is multi-dimensional). ‘Heroes’ and ‘Low’ are different matters entirely. Recorded in 1977, as the decade swung toward the 80s, both albums start off with a more utopian, futuristic and perhaps less narcissistic version of Bowie-songcraft – a curious surge of enthusiasm that preceded that most cynical of decades. To these ears at least, ‘Sound & Vision’ and ‘Heroes’ are stripped of ego, devoid of pretense, the sound of a glorious symmetry between classic songwriting and emerging electronic sounds from the continent and in particular Germany, which set a trend that still endures nowadays. Later on, Bowie goes off an increasingly electronic tangent and delivers the charming, ambling ‘V-2 Schneider’ and the shiny ‘Warszawa’, brave moves for a Top of the Pops regular. Of course, he couldn’t have done it on his own - Eno, Fripp, Carlos Alomar and Tony Visconti all worked on ‘Heroes’, with the latter producing ‘Low’ - but would a modern day pop star really make such an audacious move? The answer to this question is a resounding ‘no’ - the most adventurous someone like Robbie Williams gets is to commission Soulwax to remix one of his songs – which brings us rather neatly back to the world of electronic music. New technology suggests that there could be hundreds of new Bowies dotted all over the globe, but the reality is that even with the benefit of these tools, we have to search high and low for something genuinely new, different and daring. When musical individualists like Herbert, Isolee or The Knife make their way through the cracks that sometimes appear amid the layers of conformity, with the exception of the odd Swedish couple, even the tiniest part of Bowie’s iconic visual impact and his alluring starpower is absent. Maybe the only way to emulate The Thin White Duke is by hiring Superpitcher, a man who clearly knows a thing or two about sharp dressing, to act as an image consultant for anonymous acts like Sleeparchive. It mightn’t guarantee that we’d be automatically presented with a new ‘Low’, but I’d still pay good money to experience it in sound and vision…